Jonathan Lajoie (nascido em 1980) é um comediante canadense, ator e celebridade da internet. Lajoie nasceu e cresceu em Saint-Hubert, Quebec. Seu pai é francês-canadense e sua mãe é inglês-canadense. Ele se formou na faculdade de teatro Dawson's, em 2001. Desde 2002, ele tem atuado como um Inglês-músico canadense chamado Thomas Edson, em Radio-Canada' s, e na novela Francesa-canadense "L'Auberge du chien noir".
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Show me your genitals - Mostre-me suas genitais
Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
That’s right, I just have sex with them.
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.
I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?
It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…
And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.
I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.
Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.
I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.
E=MC = Vagina
ahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).
My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.
I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait…that’s a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
E=MC Vagina
I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.
I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you have sex with me…
Or you have sex with me.
I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
What time is it? It’s vagina.
What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.
I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.
I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.
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